Hello, my name is
Helia and welcome to the "Ask Helia" Q&A column. I guess a
short introduction
is in order. Well, to put it simply, I am a balloon girl and I have a
little
problem which is having a body that inflates like a balloon. The actual
story of the events that led up to this condition does exist and
sometime
I will share it here. The story has to do with a relative who worked in
a latex/rubber plant, an old disgruntled gypsy and a curse that didn't
occur until I was born. The "Ask Helia" column is open to any questions
about me, my condition or any other inflation or BE related topics. If
you have any questions, just Ask
Helia.
A: Good question. Of course, where haven't I gotten stuck? A
few places
that were fairly embarrassing to me were once when I was to meet my
ex-boyfriend's
parents. We were meeting for dinner at a ultra-nice restaurant so I was
all dressed up in a rather low-cut evening gown, showing lots of
cleavage
(it is impossible to hide a 68GG bust either way around). His parents
were
pretty well-off and I was very nervous about making a good impression.
They showed up and I was so nervous I started to hyperventilate. My
boobs
ballooned right out of top so fast that within seconds my gigantic
balloonboobs
were laying on the table and one of my fattened nipples had poked his
mom
in the eye blackening it. Another time, when I was working on an
assembly
line at a factory, during lunchbreak one time while the president of
the
company was giving a small presentation, I had a flare up of my
condition
and ballooned right out of my clothes in front of the whole
place…including
the presidents son who hadn't known of my special condition while we
were
dating. I took up a quarter of the large lunchroom before I stopped
growing.
They had to roll me out to shipping and receiving to get me out through
the big overhead doors to "air out."
Q: Do you worry about popping?
A: No. My skin is very resilient luckily. Sometimes I have
gotten so
big that I was sure I was going to burst but it, thankfully, never
happened.
I also think that after having this condition for years that my body is
pretty accustomed to the enormous expansions which keeps
me…er…stretchy
enough where I won't pop. Besides, you really wouldn't want me to pop,
would you?
Q: How big is too big?
A: Hmmmm. If you've read my stories you know of the different
shapes
and sizes I've attained. I do think my biggest size was when I
ballooned
up beyond the size of a normal hot air balloon…we're talking
breasts and
body all super huge! That was pretty big and even though I enjoy being
supersized sometimes, sometimes getting really large is frightening.
One
time I was asked to walk in a parade during Thanksgiving with my boobs
super huge. I let some strangers fill me up and I got very very huge. I
walked in the parade this way but it was really awkward for me. Plus
the
helium used was some different mix and I was stuck HUGE for days.
Q: What's your favorite part of your body to inflate?
A: Though my 68GG's are big enough normally, I usually inflate
my boobs
for the guys.
Q: How much control do you have over your inflation?
A: In the beginning, when the condition first appeared (and
destroyed
many garments of clothes), I had little control over things. I could be
at school, home or work, walking down the street, making out with a guy
or out with my friends and suddenly without warning start to inflate.
Sometimes
it was very slowly (and I could get out of the public eye in time) and
other times it was so rapid I would actually walk around with a string
tied around a ankle so I could be hauled home like a giant balloon. As
the years have progressed I have had fewer surprised inflationary
periods
(though they still come and go...come and grow!!) but I can control
things
more now and get as big as I want when I want. Recently I have found
another
new peculiarity to my condition, it has only started to happen...when
someone
is thinking sexily about me I tend to blow up. It is quite the dilemma
as I can be walking through the mall or somewhere, meet a total
stranger
and suddenly balloon up like crazy!!
Q: Has anyone ever blown you up against your will?
A: The last question answers the condition as of late with
strangers
being able to make me inflate. In the past, yes...people have blown me
up against my will. I was invited to a couple parties where they'd
sneak
an air tank out and nail me with a long blast from the nozzle. Another
time we did a soda drinking contest which wasn't any big deal until a
few
people started pushing me around afterwards (probably on purpose) and
all
the fizzy bubbles did a number on me and I ballooned up. I had two evil
little kids I was babysitting blow me up while I was napping...I woke
up
to find myself wedged in their playroom like a giant ball. I had a
friend
as he was filling up a car tire "accidentally" thrust the hose in my
mouth
and the nozzle broke and I blew up to an incredible size. Gosh...I
could
go on and on...but...well... you get the picture.
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