I know what you're thinking. "A balloon girl. As in, a girl who
actually inflates? It's a joke, right? Fantasy and reality are
different things, and you'll avoid being locked up if you can keep them
that way."
I'm not here to waste your time, and I'm not making this stuff
up
myself (those of you who are familiar with my writing know I'm not good
enough to do that, anyway). I'm just here to share with you one of the
most fascinating stories I've ever heard. You can believe it if you
want to. I do. But if you're intrigued by the fantasy laid out on the
pages of this site, you'll want to keep reading.ia
Who--and What--is Helia Melonowski?
Hel1ia is exactly what she claims to be: A balloon girl. She can
inflate
various parts of her body, but not always at will--in fact, sometimes
it's very much against her will. But she's accepted her fate and, truth
to be known, revels in it. Say it loud--she's inflatable and she's
proud. For a more detailed story of how Helia became a balloon girl, read her condensed life story.
HUGE
NEWS:
WIN A DATE WITH HELIA!
No joke. Our own dear sweet inflatable girl, Helia Melonowski, has a
challenge for allayouse out there: write a short story involving her
and her inflationary abilities, and if she likes yours the best, you'll
win a date with her. None of this chat room nonsense, and no video
conferencing. We're talking a real-world, honest-to-goodness,
come-to-your-town, meet-you-in-the-flesh, tease-you-like-mad,
spend-a-day-together date.
Encouragement and details from Helia herself:
"The date will consist of me personally coming to the winner's town.
Since it will be a date emphasized by balloons and boobs, I will make
it as fun as possible..with balloons and boobs (they should enoy my
42GG's, no?). I would like to see some hot fun Helia stories. :) "I
have decided the date will consist of spending a day (probably a
Saturday) with the winning writer and, as a true balloon girl should
do, slowly at different periods of the day, inflate two balloons and
continue to wander with my date with my two biggest assets becoming
bigger and bigger. I figure by dinner time I will be sporting quite a
FULL figure...and yes, I do plan to have fun and go out in public with
bigger and bigger balloon boobs."
This contest is celebratory in nature; Helia will appear in
the
January issue of Gent magazine. She will be using another name, but
you'll know it's her by the accompanying text and story. :) But think
of this opportunity as a thank-you to the community for supporting and
sharing her fantasies this far.
I am not sponsoring or judging this contest, nor am I eligible--it's
her idea and I'm merely the messenger. Helia will judge the stories
herself and her decision is final, unless, I suppose, you really piss
her off or creep her out.
Submit your stories directly to Helia at bounce_69@hotmail.com.
Anything you send to me will simply be forwarded along. Please put
"STORY CONTEST ENTRY: [your name]" on the subject line. The deadline
for entries is Saturday, September 4, which should give everybody ample
time. Helia will announce the winner when she's damned good and ready.
All stories become the property of Helia Melonowski.
Once and for all, this should at least prove that I am NOT Helia. :)
You won't be seeing my geeky mug in the pages of Gent any time soon,
that I can promise you. I will, however, eventually post the winning
story here on Helia's stories web page. In fact, some
entries are already online.
Jan
27, 1999 * text Apr
18, 1999 * Oct
03, 1999 * text Helia date
contest announcement. Helia will appear in the January (2000?) issue
of Gent magazine. Nov
28, 1999 * Forward to
http://members.xoom.com/inflatedan/helia/helia.html
A Balloon What?
I know what you're thinking. "A balloon girl. As in, a girl who
actually inflates? It's a joke, right? Fantasy and reality are
different things, and you'll avoid being locked up if you can keep them
that way."
I'm not here to waste your time, and I'm not making this stuff up
myself (those of you who are familiar with my writing know I'm not good
enough to do that, anyway). I'm just here to share with you one of the
most fascinating stories I've ever heard. You can believe it if you
want to. I do. But if you're intrigued by the fantasy laid out on the
pages of this site, you'll want to keep reading.
Who--and What--is Helia Melonowski?
Helia is exactly what she claims to be: A balloon girl. She can inflate
various parts of her body, but not always at will--in fact, sometimes
it's very much against her will. But she's accepted her fate and, truth
to be known, revels in it. Say it loud--she's inflatable and she's
proud. For a more detailed story of how Helia became a balloon girl,
read her condensed life story.
No joke. Our own dear sweet inflatable girl, Helia Melonowski, has a
challenge for allayouse out there: write a short story involving her
and her inflationary abilities, and if she likes yours the best, you'll
win a date with her. None of this chat room nonsense, and no video
conferencing. We're talking a real-world, honest-to-goodness,
come-to-your-town, meet-you-in-the-flesh, tease-you-like-mad,
spend-a-day-together date.
Encouragement and details from Helia herself:
"The date will consist of me personally coming to the winner's town.
Since it will be a date emphasized by balloons and boobs, I will make
it as fun as possible..with balloons and boobs (they should enoy my
42GG's, no?). I would like to see some hot fun Helia stories. :) "I
have decided the date will consist of spending a day (probably a
Saturday) with the winning writer and, as a true balloon girl should
do, slowly at different periods of the day, inflate two balloons and
continue to wander with my date with my two biggest assets becoming
bigger and bigger. I figure by dinner time I will be sporting quite a
FULL figure...and yes, I do plan to have fun and go out in public with
bigger and bigger balloon boobs."
This contest is celebratory in nature; Helia will appear in the January
issue of Gent magazine. She will be using another name, but you'll know
it's her by the accompanying text and story. :) But think of this
opportunity as a thank-you to the community for supporting and sharing
her fantasies this far.V
I am not sponsoring or judging this contest, nor am I eligible--it's
her idea and I'm merely the messenger. Helia will judge the stories
herself and her decision is final, unless, I suppose, you really piss
her off or creep her out.
Submit your stories directly to Helia at bounce_69@hotmail.com.
Anything you send to me will simply be forwarded along. Please put
"STORY CONTEST ENTRY: [your name]" on the subject line. The deadline
for entries is Saturday, September 4, which should give everybody ample
time. Helia will announce the winner when she's damned good and ready.
All stories become the property of Helia Melonowski.
Once and for all, this should at least prove that I am NOT Helia. :)
You won't be seeing my geeky mug in the pages of Gent any time soon,
that I can promise you. I will, however, eventually post the winning
story here on Helia's stories web page. In fact, some entries are
already online.
Good luck, everyone--and think big!
Dan
fAd hoc agent, Helia Melonowski Enterprises
Inflate123@aol.com
No joke. Our own dear sweet inflatable girl, Helia Melonowski, has a
challenge for allayouse out there: write a short story involving her
and her inflationary abilities, and if she likes yours the best, you'll
win a date with her. None of this chat room nonsense, and no video
conferencing. We're talking a real-world, honest-to-goodness,
come-to-your-town, meet-you-in-the-flesh, tease-you-like-mad,
spend-a-day-together date.
Encouragement and details from Helia herself:
"The date will consist of me personally coming to the winner's town.
Since it will be a date emphasized by balloons and boobs, I will make
it as fun as possible..with balloons and boobs (they should enoy my
42GG's, no?). I would like to see some hot fun Helia stories. :) "I
have decided the date will consist of spending a day (probably a
Saturday) with the winning writer and, as a true balloon girl should
do, slowly at different periods of the day, inflate two balloons and
continue to wander with my date with my two biggest assets becoming
bigger and bigger. I figure by dinner time I will be sporting quite a
FULL figure...and yes, I do plan to have fun and go out in public with
bigger and bigger balloon boobs."
This contest is celebratory in nature; Helia will appear in the January
issue of Gent magazine. She will be using another name, but you'll know
it's her by the accompanying text and story. :) But think of this
opportunity as a thank-you to the community for supporting and sharing
her fantasies this far.
I am not sponsoring or judging this contest, nor am I eligible--it's
her idea and I'm merely the messenger. Helia will judge the stories
herself and her decision is final, unless, I suppose, you really piss
her off or creep her out.
Submit your stories directly to Helia at bounce_69@hotmail.com.
Anything you send to me will simply be forwarded along. Please put
"STORY CONTEST ENTRY: [your name]" on the subject line. The deadline
for entries has been extended to Saturday, November 1. Helia will
announce the winner when she's damned good and ready.
Once and for all, this should at least prove that I am NOT Helia. :)
You won't be seeing my geeky mug in the pages of Gent any time soon,
that I can promise you. I will, however, eventually post the winning
story here on Helia's stories web page. In fact, some entries are
already online.
Good luck, everyone--and think big!
Dan
Ad hoc agent, Helia Melonowski Enterprises
Inflate123@aol.com
Sorry it has taken me so long to
get back to you all (you wonderful writers!!!) to let you know who won
the WIN THE DATE with me contest. Actually, the winner is PUMPDOG
though ALL OF YOU DID AN OUTSTANDING JOB...and I sincerely wish I could
see all of you in person.
The date already occured and PUMPDOG's
tale of our date is posted here.
Again, thank you all for your submissions and I hope to do it again real soon.
